That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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