I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
Will exercising make me less horny?
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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