To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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