he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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