She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
