What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
only if we run a train.
done.
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
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