Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
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