just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Ketchup is God's man juice
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
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