My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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