Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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