This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
Randomize
