Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
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