wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
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Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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