my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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