How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
I failed the drunk obstacle course of trying to find my bed... consolation prize... a sore ankle and "disappointed' parents.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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