ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
they're like a gay fantastic four
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
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