Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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