They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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