I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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