are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
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