but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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