let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
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