life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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