dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
mondays should just be called national damage control day
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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