eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
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