We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
Can you help me get ready before work? I need a look that says I'm-happy-to-help-but-I'm-hungover-so-leave-your-attitude-at-the-door-because-I'm-not-taking-anyone's-shit-today.
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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