please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
It was confusing and full of hummus
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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