Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
it was like eating out sand paper
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
theres a note on the fridge that says "guess what i peed in" and a half-full bottle of apple juice front and center. why did you let him in the house?
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
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