Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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