the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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