normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
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