Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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