So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
I have tasted many bathrooms
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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