scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
Who died my cat blue again?
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