She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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