normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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