I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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