Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
Shit day. Some kids decided to open my car at 3 AM while I was at work and the alarm went off. I went after them with a sword but they were minors so I didn't kill them.
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