So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
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