It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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