When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
My dermatologist just asked me, "what happened here?" referring to the bruising on my nipples. I told her I walked into a door. Thanks for that awkward moment.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
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