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(202): View more from Washington, DC

yo i have your phone

(202): View more from Washington, DC

... oh so you probably won't get this message

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.

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(954): View more from Florida

you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.

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(703): View more from Virginia

he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2

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(502): View more from Kentucky

How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast

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(778): View more from British Columbia

I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.

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(614): View more from Ohio

I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan

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(315): View more from New York

at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing

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(423): View more from Tennessee

I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.

(865): View more from Tennessee

If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.

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