Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
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