your room smells of hookers.
And success
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
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