I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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