I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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