She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
I stole a fireplace last night.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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