Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
Right now, millions of people are waking up to get ready for work, start their day, and be productive members of society. I just found a 40 stashed in my fridge. I'm getting daybreak drunk. Zero fucks are given.
Isn't being unemployed beautiful sometimes?
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
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