this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
she looked like the before picture.
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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