Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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